Are you Ready For Bed?

Tonight I will go to sleep alone. Tomorrow I will wake up alone. Tomorrow I will go to sleep alone. The awake alone, then asleep alone. Sadly hundreds of miles away the one person I love more than anyone will be doing the same. It is really sad. Sad that two people who want nothing more than to spend all of their time together don't always have that chance. For that I am sorry.

So I figured I'd give you kind of a gift. It may only work once or it may work a thousand times. That is up to you. The gift is a full description of us going to bed together at home. With as much detail as I can accurately type.

We first need to get up off the couch. You first tonight my love.

You will straighten the couch and clear off the coffee table. I will carry whatever dishes into the kitchen and set them in the sink. You of course would have actually put them in dishwasher, but hey who is perfect? Assuming the girls are not awake (lets pretend it is a school night) I will turn off the light over the TV and the one behind the couch. Then I will follow you to bed. I'll hit the last light switch as we pass.

You will head into the closet to change. I turn on the TV and find Raymond or Doug and Carrie. I of course whip off my house pants and t-shirt (no shirt tonight) and throw them next to the bed as if I planned on putting them back on in the morning (sometimes I really do). Then I will start the process if undoing the massive layers of pillows and pillow cases on our perfectly decorated bed. I create my usual stack of bedding in the corner on that square thing on the corner (I am certain it has a name of some kind - but that is unimportant).

Then I crawl into bed. I put myself in a silly sexy pose. I do this fully knowing that my silly sexy pose does nothing more than make you laugh when you come out ready for bed.

You come out of the bathroom. I of course ask you if my silly pose has put you in the mood or not. You of course laugh at my silliness.

Then you sit on the bed and start taking off your earrings and wedding ring. At this point it should be noted that they total a little more than 3 carats of diamonds (in case you never considered that). During the earring removal you remind me that you need to get the different clasps on the back of them someday. Into the jewelry box on the nightstand they go. Then you fully climb into bed. I of course am still in some way shape of form hoping my silly sexy pose has done something for you. Silly me.

At this point you smile at me with you mischievous smile to remind me that despite the fact that I have been in bed for 5-10 minutes I still need to get up and turn off the light. I gasp and do exactly that. At the same time I close the door a little because I still think I won't be able to see the TV. The back into bed I climb.

At this point I get that little giddy feeling like a kid. It is either because I finally get to lay down or that I am so pleased to be in bed with you. I know it is the latter. Then I turn and snuggle as close to you as possible. My big gay leg flops on top of you and you (as always) flip it right back off. My arm and hand goes around your body in that familiar "hold". I can smell you at this point. It is such a sweet smell. I know in the morning you will smell like pancakes. I love that.

The I put the remote between us (even though it drives me nuts) and you set the TV to shut off auto-magically.

Then I kiss you on your cheek. Kiss you on your neck. Then I tell you "good night" and "I love you".

Good night sweetie - I can't wait until we wake up. Together.

I love you more than you will ever know.